Okay, Gabriel, who are you and what are you doing here?

Well, I've got a lot of things I create that I care about. Music, audio dramas, poetry, short stories...

And you thought they all belonged together, hm? That's your game, is it?

I mean, yeah. Who wouldn't want to wash down a horror story with some classical music? Or go from reading a totally fictional blog to listening to a radio drama? 

Well, we've done some market research, and the answer to your question is pretty much everyone who has ever existed.

Oh. Wow. 

Yeah, this wasn't a good plan. 

Should I just delete the website?

I think it would be for the best. 

Okay, okay, just let me finish my coffee first. 

Are you even drinking it? It looks like you're just sitting there forever.