Okay, Gabriel, who are you and what are you doing here?
Well, I've got a lot of things I create that I care about. Music, audio dramas, poetry, short stories...
And you thought they all belonged together, hm? That's your game, is it?
I mean, yeah. Who wouldn't want to wash down a horror story with some classical music? Or go from reading a totally fictional blog to listening to a radio drama?
Well, we've done some market research, and the answer to your question is pretty much everyone who has ever existed.
Oh. Wow.
Yeah, this wasn't a good plan.
Should I just delete the website?
I think it would be for the best.
Okay, okay, just let me finish my coffee first.
Are you even drinking it? It looks like you're just sitting there forever.